MONSTERS

This morning...

I'm getting dressed and hear from way of the stairs...

"Ewwww!"

Followed by...

"Oh...."

Of course I had to enquire...

...Apparently...

Emma was pretending to be a monster.

The monster pretended to "get" Remi.

Remi spit at the monster (raspberry style).

Monster says: "Ewwww! Remi, don't spit at me."

Remi says: "I spit at scary monsters."

Monster says: "Well that's not nice, and I don't like it. Don't do that."

Remi: "Or I can slap them."

Monster: "Oh..."

No, I don't condone it. Yes, I did laugh at it. Yes, it will probably happen again.